I’ve been watching way too much Once Upon a Time…

Did Disney movies foster my lust for love?
This realization only just hit me.
I guess I should have figured this one out sooner.
But in every classic movie,
There’s the damsel in distress,
So desperately seeking to be saved,
To be loved.
And this is what I grew up watching.
Is this why
I can’t imagine a life is worth living
Without a man to share it with?
Well, shit.

Ariel was an idiot anyway.